A Girlfriend's Tale

They say women are from Venus,
Men are from Mars
No wonder me and my hubby Timus
Are always at WAR!
What I want he can never realise
However much I teach him, he remains unwise
All he understands is football and Chelsea
But talk of feelings, he will run and flee
I ask him a simple question"Do I look fat?"
He reacts as if he is a mouse whose seen a rat!
Whenever i talk of shopping and going to mall
He looks constipated as though he had a great fall.
Whenever i complain and angrily chide
He acts as though it is another of my PMS tide
He says he cant get it when i talk of dresses and shoes
All that makes sense to him then is a lot of booze
A night out with the guys is what he really wants
If I interfere in that, he just sulks and grunts
He rues:"what a bachelor life i had boy !"
But secretly loves showing me off, like a child showing his toy.
If i ask him one day " where is this relationship going?"
He gives me a frightened look, as though his soul i was mowing
He frets and wants pampering just like a five year old
But tell him this,he will act like your brain has got steamrolled
Such is the equation between me and my love
We are a pair belonging to mad hatter's club
You must be wondering what still keeps us on?
It's the smile he gives,the love he showers on
There are many things that make us both a bother
But those are the very things that keep us together
And every passing day makes our bond stronger.