The Tale of Unfortunate Arty
[Based on real life events]
once in a far away land called Xengaland was a king named Poachmarked Cranky-face Mathers[P.C. Mathers]. he was a cruel king who wouldnt let his subjects live in peace...the only aim in his life was to torment the hell out of his country citizens. he was helped in his endeavours by his general called Acne-faced Gorilla whom everyone knew as Gores and by an evil woman with no teeth and bad hair called Arachnida who was the invigilator of all the the evil deeds.the only good guy in Mathers' administration was a small man who really wanted to help out the people of the nation.his name was Floating hair Dertie.
among the many unfair practices of this land one was the Central Mass. every morning every citizen of the nation had to come together and listen to Mathers and Gores giving away boring lectures about their greatness.evil Arachnida used to take attendance for all those who were present in a dirty Big Red book and at the end of the year used to present this book to Gores who used to then call up the people whom he thought didnt have enough attendance in the masses and flogged them. he never listened to anyone's reasons
things were going on like this in Xengaland when one day there arrived a small red haired girl from a far away land. she was as innocent as a lamb and didnt know the ways and cruelties of the world. her name was Arty. she came to Xengaland to learn new trade. but the poor girl didnt know what horrors existed in this land.
on the very first day she came here she was taken to meet Mathers and she was told all about the Mass and was given a book which marked the epitome of Narcissism by Mathers. since then onwards she started living in Xengaland. she made some friends- Tripsy-turvy, Demonic-woman, Sweet-miss-nothing. everything was going on well for the time being. but then one fine morning disaster struck.
Arty was a very soft spoken girl. Her voice was soft and low. Now Arachnida was a completely deaf evil witch. when every morning she used to take the attendance at the Self-Congratulatory Mass of Mathers and Gores she invariably never heard Arty. as a result, Arty was always marked absent. on the day of the Annual Review of the Red Book, Mathers found out that Arty was absent for all the Masses. he was furious. he ordered his men to bring Arty to him and then send her to the Scary Prison of the Dead. Arty was dragged from her home. she kept telling everyone that she was innocent but no one dared to help her. evil Arachnida cackled with laughter at the sight of poor Arty. Arty was taken to Mathers. Arty implored to him that it was all a mistake. she was present at all the Masses. but Mathers and Gores didnt believe her. Dertie tried to help her out, but poor man, his little figure was pushed out of the room by the evil Arachnida. Arty`s friends came to help her out. Sweet-nothing and Tripsy tried their best to get Arty out of the Hell Chamber in the prison by testifying for her but it was of no help. Mathers and Arachnida only believed the Red book and the testimony of Devil-woman who had cackled with laughter when Arty was taken away and had celebrated the day .
months and months in the Hell Chamber took away the natural liveliness of Arty. she was reduced to a mere nothing. one day she died and no one even noticed. only her friends Tripsy and Sweet-nothing mourned her death. they were also ill-treated for trying to help Arty. as for Dertie he was sent on retirement to a home.
till date , the place where Arty was buried, there blooms a red flower and on the tombstone is written..."here lies one, true of soul but suppressed by evil establishment".
[Based on real life events]
once in a far away land called Xengaland was a king named Poachmarked Cranky-face Mathers[P.C. Mathers]. he was a cruel king who wouldnt let his subjects live in peace...the only aim in his life was to torment the hell out of his country citizens. he was helped in his endeavours by his general called Acne-faced Gorilla whom everyone knew as Gores and by an evil woman with no teeth and bad hair called Arachnida who was the invigilator of all the the evil deeds.the only good guy in Mathers' administration was a small man who really wanted to help out the people of the nation.his name was Floating hair Dertie.
among the many unfair practices of this land one was the Central Mass. every morning every citizen of the nation had to come together and listen to Mathers and Gores giving away boring lectures about their greatness.evil Arachnida used to take attendance for all those who were present in a dirty Big Red book and at the end of the year used to present this book to Gores who used to then call up the people whom he thought didnt have enough attendance in the masses and flogged them. he never listened to anyone's reasons
things were going on like this in Xengaland when one day there arrived a small red haired girl from a far away land. she was as innocent as a lamb and didnt know the ways and cruelties of the world. her name was Arty. she came to Xengaland to learn new trade. but the poor girl didnt know what horrors existed in this land.
on the very first day she came here she was taken to meet Mathers and she was told all about the Mass and was given a book which marked the epitome of Narcissism by Mathers. since then onwards she started living in Xengaland. she made some friends- Tripsy-turvy, Demonic-woman, Sweet-miss-nothing. everything was going on well for the time being. but then one fine morning disaster struck.
Arty was a very soft spoken girl. Her voice was soft and low. Now Arachnida was a completely deaf evil witch. when every morning she used to take the attendance at the Self-Congratulatory Mass of Mathers and Gores she invariably never heard Arty. as a result, Arty was always marked absent. on the day of the Annual Review of the Red Book, Mathers found out that Arty was absent for all the Masses. he was furious. he ordered his men to bring Arty to him and then send her to the Scary Prison of the Dead. Arty was dragged from her home. she kept telling everyone that she was innocent but no one dared to help her. evil Arachnida cackled with laughter at the sight of poor Arty. Arty was taken to Mathers. Arty implored to him that it was all a mistake. she was present at all the Masses. but Mathers and Gores didnt believe her. Dertie tried to help her out, but poor man, his little figure was pushed out of the room by the evil Arachnida. Arty`s friends came to help her out. Sweet-nothing and Tripsy tried their best to get Arty out of the Hell Chamber in the prison by testifying for her but it was of no help. Mathers and Arachnida only believed the Red book and the testimony of Devil-woman who had cackled with laughter when Arty was taken away and had celebrated the day .
months and months in the Hell Chamber took away the natural liveliness of Arty. she was reduced to a mere nothing. one day she died and no one even noticed. only her friends Tripsy and Sweet-nothing mourned her death. they were also ill-treated for trying to help Arty. as for Dertie he was sent on retirement to a home.
till date , the place where Arty was buried, there blooms a red flower and on the tombstone is written..."here lies one, true of soul but suppressed by evil establishment".
